Kelly.is.Just.a.SPOOF.

thank god. now all my projects and my french exam is done… so i just got my maths exam to study for… and fingers crossed i dont fail lol. what has everyone else been doing?

tomorrow im helping out my cousin with a homeless charity thing, n in the afternoon im going to the pool with friends (finally get to see zach!!) and sunday its my grandpas bday… hes going to this old people bbq and he invited us and we have to go cos its his bday. and my sister isnt going cos shes working!! so basically im stuck with about 50 old people all saying “ooohhh shes so big and grown up!!” “so your in year 12 now!!!” 1st of all, clearly im not in freaking year 12. im not yet 15 and really dont look much older. 2nd, of course im grown up!!!!!!!!!!!! the last time i saw you i was 5 years old you stupid moron. ok so im done venting.

 +44 album is out!! the best music ive heard in ages. so much for tom delonge and “this music will be the best made in decades.” angels and airwaves are pretty good, but they are a piece of shit compared to +44. my favourites atm are 155, weatherman, when your heart stops beating and cliff diving.

How is John Mayer such an a$$ho^e?? he  is such a good musician and he seems like he would be so nice, but hes like… a pig. hes just so up himself.

i got nothing else to write. oh i had my guitar exam on tues. i think i went ok. yeah, just ok. some stuff i screwed up really badly, and the other half was like perfect. so i dont know how i will do.

and im done, bye.

              kelly xoxo

what has everyone else been doing?

 its finally friday… thank god. i have a 50th party on and i might go see jackass.

i am bored. i was on google. it wasnt that fun either.

i cant wait for plus 44…. i need the album!!!! and the kerrang issue. does anyone have the names of any good songs from any random bands?

 haha my friends made up a song about a guy they think likes me. it goes:

_____ wants kelly and a snackpack

all wrapped up in his backpack

and dont forget the blu-tac!!!

and judging by the song that means nothing at all, you can tell how retarded my friends are. but i love it!!! i just wish it wasnt about me so i could sing it too lol.

what do i write about now? does anyone remember johnson and friends?? that show about the elephant and star and how water bottle? it was the coolest. so off to read pointless blogs. love everyone,

              kelly xoxo

eh-oh hehe i was saying that to my dog yesterday… and he, like, chased me all around the house… maybe that word makes him horny!! haha i dunno. so what has everyone been up to???

ok so… umm i got no news. i havent done anything interesting in a while. OMG YES I HAVE!!! i went to the ANGELS AND AIRWAVES concert!!!!!! i was like 6m away from Tome Delonge!! they rocked. and man is Ryan Sinn hot!!! its weird cos you see him on cd covers and posters so seeing him in real life is strange. 

and i think their support band deserves their own paragraph. their name was Mink. they were like old school rock…. and they were awesome. their myspace page is awesome.

so i got nothing else to write.

this

class

can

be sooooo

boring.

this weekend im seeing my first basketball match!!! i have never seen any match of any kind in my life. im watching 3 different matches: seans, hayleys, and helena+ jessies. i wonder if it will be boring? georgie better come.

i LOVE that new evermore song. i have it stuck in my head right now. o and that imogen heap song, chasing cars!!! and plus 44 when your heart stops beating. mark hoppus is my hero. i cant wait for their album… they better tour!!! but my parents will make me pay 4 the ticket cos they payed 4 ava.

i have nothing else to talk about so yeah. bye. 

LAST DAY OF TERM!!!LASTDAYOFTERM!!!LASTDAYOFTERM!!!!!

 AHAHAHA SO EXCITED. SO moving on.

ok so my fave blogs are leslie annes and madisons… i think she goes by maddy??? yeah well i like them cos they say exactly what they think…. and dont hold back for the fear of someone saying “OMG!!! you actually like blogging in english!!! LOSER!!!” yeah cos i hate how people underdo things just cos they are scared that showing enthusiasm will make them losers. 

 so back to the blog!!! yeah they both usually write about the topic but stray from it a lot … which i like lol cos im also incapable of staying on topic. they are both pretty cynical (something i also am) and yeah. their blogs are awesome.

 holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                               

pool

movies

parties

beach

and other fun shit. this weekend i have 2 guitar lessons (yay!! not its cos i missed 1) im going bra shopping (like you even needed to know) and im going 2 sleep at my cousins which should be fun cos we havent out in ages. but the older 1 is 18 now!!! which i think is gonna suck cos he wont wanna do all the retarded but fun shit that we used to!!! growing up sucks. now at christmas instead of having a special time at whoevers house where we hand out presents… people just come up and are like “so heres your present” which is lame. did i mention growing up sucks??

 and yeah. love you all.

what makes a good teacher??

Good teachers:

• Are smart
• are dedicated
• have not yet lost their passion for teaching (haaahah dont u hate when your sitting in a class and its quite obvious that the teacher wants to be there even less than you?)
• Know how kids learn
• Actually care about their students
• Are liked by their students but dont actually care if they are liked by their students… if that makes sense
• A good teacher actually cares about your opinion, and what you want to learn… Eg. “Class, would you rather learn about plant life or animal life this term?”
• A good teacher does not try to change your views, eg. on religion, rather provides you with the information to make a choice
• A good teacher knows where to draw the line. Nobody likes and over friendly teacher/ paedophile lol.
• A good teacher is not a hypocrite. For example, a teacher does not have the right to give you a detention for being late if they are almost always late to class
• A good teacher loves teaching.

and there. so moving right along. im going to the CHILI PEPPERS CONCERT!!!!!!! well hopefully… its likely that i will miss out on tickets cos i am fricken disorganized. so what has everyone else been doing? i am mighty bored.

               kelly xoxox

p.s download hangman by motion city soundtrack…. awesome.

is having set times to go places a good or bad thing? is it healthy having to go to the same place day after day after day??? im not sure if i like it or not. im wondering how i am going to cope in the real world with no one to tell me what to do or where to go… I AM OVER SCHOOL. I AM OVER MY TEACHER HAVING A 10 MINUTE SPAZ AT ME COS I ASK WHY HE SPELT CORN WITH A K… AND INSTRUCTING ME TO MOVE WHEN I LAUGH.. ITS NOT LIKE I CONTROL MY LAUGHING SPASMS!!!! and telling me to go out and find some manners… who the hell does he think he is????? i hate teachers.

so!!! finally its the weekend… christy has finished school!!! it was sooo sad!!! we went into the main street and got chips and milkshake… and reuben skulled half of mine… lol. and then some of my friends were trying to find a way to break into the pool… not successful lol. well gotta go… 3:00 bells gonna go. mwah bye.

really sucks. and it always happens when there is heaps of stuff on. and i didn’t even do anything that bad!!! but whatever.

I have decided that the first day it gets hot: me and a bunch of friends are going to the beach. i miss the beach, i want to have its children. if that was legal or possible. i havent been since hawaii!!!! which was like 9 months ago… so thats probably a record for me.

hahaah my friends went to this party on the weekend… why didnt i go?? i was grounded, d**khead!!!! but it doesnt sound like i missed out on much… the house didnt have windows or doors… im not even sure if it had proper walls lol.

yes n not much else is new in my life… but life is pretty good right now for some reason.

                  xoxox

it seems like all the kids i know are posers in some way….

• “OMG I WAS LIKE SOOOO WASTED THIS WEEKEND… I LIKE PASHED SOME RANDOM GUY!!!” who are you trying to impress??? news flash! nobody cares.
• Those T-bar shoes. everyone has them. they are freakin fugly. who cares if they are in fashion??? obviously peoples fashion sense really sucks.
• The new emo phase… I have no problem with emos. Just the ones who are all “You hate us cos we’re different… We hate you cos your all the same.” Reality check. Literally half the population is emo. You are not that different.

I came to a realization the other day. There are three types of people.

1. Leaders
2. Followers
3. Black Sheep

I am not a leader, definately not a follower. So im a black sheep. yay. But there is so many followers on this planet that it’s pathetic.  

 haha this is like random thought fifty million. well im in IT class… got nothing better to do lol. ok catch yas later

                             xoxox

hey everyone…… …….. ……..

i actually have nothing to say and am writing out of boredum…. well right now me, christy, laura and lauren are in a computer lab “doing a project” lol. We are trying to print off photos from her party except the computer is really stupid.

oops she had too many emails so now im deleting. nobody comments me!!! it’s upsetting lol. so now im thinking of things to write and wasting time by talking about how im thinking of things to write.

my teacher got us to watch a video about online “predators”(child molesters) and it was freaking scary… this guy… like chases this boy through all these streets in broad daylight with no one else around… totally unrealistic… but like scary X100 000 000….

and he was old… and ewwwww…. which makes me wonder ,,, why are paedophiles paedophiles??? they must be seriously sick and disturbed… to like do stuff with innocent kids ewwwwwww. but i would like to think im pretty netsmart and all that…

• the most specific i am about where i live is Melbourne
• I dont say where i hang out or any teams im on (which is none) lol
• i dont have any photos of me
• I dont give out last names…
• and yeah thats about it.

well back to class now… love yas xoxox

hello all. tuesday at 10:09pm. bored…. but it’s ok cos its sunny out… and i find it damn near impossible to be in a bad mood when it’s sunny. So! Moving on! My friend’s party was awesome…. not going into detail cos adults probably read this but it was freaking awesome. Dad’s on a buisness trip!! Which means just me, my Mum and my Sister…. combined with good weather that makes ultimate relaxation time. 7 days!!!! 7 days!!!!!! 7 days???????? thats all the days left i have with Christy at school… unfair. She’s moving to woop woop (well more of it then where she lives now lol) and chances are that I will only get to see her once every couple of weeks if I’m lucky.

• Current mood: bored, relaxed, waiting
• Thinking about: Friends, boys, blogs
• Wishing: I could be outside in the sun!!
• Waiting: For summer so I can go camping and bodyboarding with my cousins!!
• Breakfast: French Toast!!
• Looking for: The “My Anus Is Bleeding!!” video. Cartoon and not very rude, but probably not viewable from school since they insist on treating us like a bunch of babies.
• Hoping: That it stays sunny for the weekend. With Melbourne, you never can tell.
• Excited about: A possible party for my friend… should be fun if it ends up happening.
• After School: Probably a walk/jog, then hmwk then TV. Maybe a swim… but unlikely that I can get to the pool.

So yeah! I think there was a specific topic that we were supposed to be writing about… but I am not feeling much like a puppet today. Please comment… for I am                 (insert word meaning very) bored! love you all (unless you are a paedophile,,, then I hate you) love kelly xoxoxxo.